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Lara Croft = cross-dressing pirate? [03 Feb 2010|05:45pm]
I was looking at Tomb Raider action figures (shut up), and came across this rather odd description on one product:

  • NECA celebrates the 10th anniversary of Tomb Raide

  • all-new 7-inch Lara Croft action figure

  • approximately 2 lbs shipped

  • He firmly believes the Pirate Code is law and will shoot any man who says otherwise. He appears to be very well respected-- if not feared-- among the Pirate Lords, as they all immediately fall silent when his name is called to bring forth the Code. He can silence all of them with a mere glare.

  • The New Visual guide states that he is the Keeper of the Code and it may only be summoned when a Pirate Lord demands it. He seems to be based on the famous pirate Blackbeard (Edward Teach) and has a long black beard and dreadlocks, much like his son.
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loll [12 Jul 2009|02:38pm]
Sorry for stretching your Friends pages folks, but I just had to share this:

Decided to put it behind a cut, cos it's not really work safe.Collapse )
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Sorry wut? [25 Sep 2008|10:27am]
I just saw this ad at the top a Tool page at SongMeanings.net.



Right, I was just thinking I wanted to learn BIBLICAL HEBREW.

And what's this I hear about Clay Aiken coming out? What the hell?? Some poeple you just never expect to be gay.
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[01 Aug 2008|01:22pm]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

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Keith David will FUCK YOU UP [19 Jul 2008|01:23pm]




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[17 Jul 2008|02:42pm]
[ mood | teetu teetu teetu ]

My Xbox is back!! 8->

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Another Halo 3 update [13 Oct 2007|08:44am]
Can't sleep, so I was surfing around and came across this clip from Conan:



The Needler bit had me roffling, one of my favourite weapons from the series, totally GIMPED for Halo 3! Ripped off!
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Meeeeeeme [02 Oct 2007|01:05pm]
Joy wanted me to do this.

OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

Lalalala. The rest under the cut so you can do it yourself if you want.

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Halo 3 is freaking awesome [01 Oct 2007|05:28pm]
I told you you'd see me in a week.

In truth though, I finished the campaign in one sitting that same night. I only played it on Normal though, I wanted to get to end of the story before I was spoiled. Playing through it now on Heroic, then comes Legendary.

Been clocking up some hours on Xbox Live as well, it's like Halo 2 only BETTER!

One of the cool features of the Halo 3 is the ability to take screenshots and movies from anywhere in the game. Here are a few I grabbed....


Level 2, filling some Brutes with my hot lead.


One of those Brutes up close, looking very angry.


Master Chief riding a Sentinel. This was really weird, I stepped off a ledge, and all of a sudden there was a Sentinel underneath me. COOL.
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HALO 3 [25 Sep 2007|12:43am]
OMG I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE MIDNIGHT LAUNCH. I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN A WEEK.
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Holy shit! Hahaha! [18 Sep 2007|12:37pm]
You know I just assumed CafePress would email you every time you made a sale. Apparently not! Imagine my surprise when I logged into my CafePress account for the first time in months this morning, and saw that I had 7 sales! That's $US29 of profit baby!

Of course... every single sale was for the same thing... a t-shirt I made after watching The Simpsons Movie.



But I ain't complaining. Money is money!

I guess what I've learnt about CafePress is this: a) Get as close as you can to breaching copyright without actually doing it, and b) cash in on the latest fad.

Buy my shit here!
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So it ends like this [11 May 2007|03:21am]
Shattered? Well yeah I guess so... but all good things must come to an end. The last year or so has not been fun for anyone. Despite repeated attempts to salvage it, reality has kicked in. It's time to call it quits.

SILVERCHAIR [10 May 2007|12:11am]
Posting this from my mobile at Strathfield station. I'm pacing back and forth cos the seats are WET WITH PAINT. Also there are creepy homeless guys about. There's no train till 12:31am, I won't be home before 2. Silverchair were good though! A return to form after the disappointing NYE gig. Will update more later maybe. Bye all!
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:( [08 Sep 2006|05:19pm]
First Steve Irwin, now today it's Peter Brock?

What the fuck man. :(
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Shit. [28 Jun 2006|11:55pm]
I'm cleaning out my room, like totally going through everything. I just came across an old issue of Juice, a now defunct Aussie rock mag. This particular issue is from July 1997.

As we put this edition to bed, news reaches us that Jeff Buckley drowned in the Mississippi River on Thursday May 28. The singer/songwriter was one of the most exciting new talents to emerge in the '90s, although his life has been dogged with personal crises.


The article then goes on to quote the Memphis police...

"At this time his body has not surfaced and he is presumed dead, but we are still searching. We're dragging the river and have scuba divers and a rescue team out. If he'd gone further down and had gotten out, he would've contacted someone. But no-one's heard from him."


It then quotes Jeff posting on his website in early 1997.

"I'm in the middle of some wild shit right now. Please be patient. I'm coming soon to a cardboard display case near you and I'll come out of my hole and will make bonfires out of ticket stubs come the summer..."


So eerie to read about it as if it just happened, but it was really nearly 10 years ago.

*puts on Grace and continues tidying this pigsty*
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HOLY SHIT I JUST CAME EVERYWHERE [28 Jun 2006|11:50am]
Spider-Man fucking 3 trailer!

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/spider-man_3/hd/

In 1080p goodness.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE WATCH THE DAMN TRAILER

Venom ftw. 8->
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[27 Jun 2006|03:08am]
Robbed.

This is why I hate this stupid sport.

Oh well. The Ashes is only five months away.

Edit - WATCH: http://youtube.com/watch?v=QRO626ImQek
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This entry brought you by Logitech [16 Jun 2006|06:28pm]
Fed up with my current wireless keyboard/mouse combination, I spoilt myself by buying a new Cordless Desktop from Logitech.


Oooh, sexified :>


hawtCollapse )

Just forward the cheque to my accountant thanks boys.
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[16 Jun 2006|07:14am]
Things I like on the internet:

-Blogs
-YouTube
-MySpace
-Ebay
-Any combination of these things

How to be popular on YouTube by some Aussie bloke.

Hey, anyone wanna buy me this? I"ll take pretty photos of you if you do.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT [13 Jun 2006|12:54am]
AUSTRALIA 3 - 1 JAPAN


This is the greatest day of my life.

Japan were leading 1-0 until the 84th minute when Tim Cahill scored Australia's FIRST EVER world cup finals goal. Three minutes later he scores a double. 2-1 Australian. Then John Aloisi scores a third goal in injury time.

I FUCKING LOVE SOCCER I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING BAD I EVER SAID ABOUT IT.

BRING ON BRAZIL MOTHERFUCKERS.
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